| What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth ! |
| What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.' |
| Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite atChristmas ? Because he has sandy claws ! |
| What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.' |
| What is lion's favorite food ? Baked beings ! |
| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas ! |
| What does a lion brush his mane with ? A catacomb ! |
| What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny ! |
| What's striped and bouncy ? A tiger on a pogo stick ! |
| How can you get a set of teeth put in for free ? Smack a lion ! |
Monday, October 24, 2011
The Kids Jokes Collection (II)
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