| What do you do with a blue Burmese ? Try and cheer it up a bit ! |
| What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews ! |
| What's worse than raining cats and dogs ? Hailing taxi cabs ! |
| How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can ! |
| What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ! |
| What do you get if cross a cat with a canary ? Shredded tweet ! |
| What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe ! |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue ! |
| What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss ! |
| Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit ! |
Monday, January 23, 2012
The Kids Jokes Collection (V)
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