Aladdin Jokes
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| Aladdin: Get me a fur coat. Genie: What fur? Aladdin: Fur to keep me warm, that's what fur! |
| As a child, the wicked magician always wanted to saw people in half. Was he an only child? No, he had lots of half-brothers and sisters! |
| Do you know what's inside Aladdin's lamp? It would take a genie-us to find out! |
| Knock, knock. Who's there? Aladdin. Aladdin who? A lad in the street who wants to come in! |
| What did Aladdin do when he lost his lamp? He used a candle instead! |
| What did Aladdin's lamp say? "You turn me on!" |
| What does a magician like to keep up his sleeve? His arm! |
| What kind of pet did Aladdin have? A flying car-pet! |
| Why did Aladdin's lamp hum? Because the genie inside it didn 't know the words! |
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
The Kids Jokes Collection (VI)
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