| Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks ! |
| What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? A teddy boar ! |
| What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear ! |
| What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear ! |
| Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice ! |
| Have you ever hunted bear ? No, but I've been shooting in my shorts! |
| How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts ! |
| What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy ! |
| Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo ? Because they'd rather go to the cinema ! |
| What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala ! |
Monday, October 17, 2011
The Kids Jokes Collection (I)
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