| What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey ! |
| What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger ! |
| When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap ! |
| How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed ! |
| Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing ! |
| What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird ! |
| Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe ! |
| How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute ! |
| What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle ! |
| What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play ! |
Thursday, November 3, 2011
The Kids Jokes Collection (III)
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