| What looks like half a cat ? The other half ! |
| What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens ! |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot ! |
| How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths! |
| What is a French cat's favourite pudding ? Chocolate mousse ! |
| What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby ! |
| What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw ! |
| How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh ! |
| How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look ! |
| What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night ! |
Monday, December 19, 2011
The Kids Jokes Collection (IV)
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